Wednesday, 31 October 2012

Dario Hubner

As a fan of the (now no longer) Piacenza Calcio and the striker known as 'the Bison', it seems that some sort of tribute to the man is in order. Possessed of power, aerial ability and a clinical strike for goal, Hubner is without doubt one of the greatest Italian players never to play for one of their 'big' clubs.

How does a man capable of striking fear into defences to the extent that he did slip under the radar for so long?

Would this guy not have been fucking dynamite in the Premier League (well, stratospheres better than Andrea Silenzi anyway)?

And how the hell do you score 24 goals in a World Cup year and not make the plane? Major club bias, methinks...

Here are some of his greatest moments, including that 24 strike haul in 2001-02.

What a fucking legend - take care and I'll catch you soon...

Sunday, 7 October 2012

RIP Billy Mackenzie

Thanks for being here, and thanks for being you...

William, you were really something.

God bless that man - just wish I'd been one of his associates...

Wonder what Hannah (their biggest fan) is doing now? Take care and I'll catch you soon.

PS - apologies for the presence of a certain Mr Savile in one of these TOTP appearances. Hope the performance makes up for it.

Thursday, 4 October 2012

Legal Abuse

Evening boys and girls - let's start this with a quote:-

"People with an emotional stake in an issue are not always the best-equipped to make a judgement on it".

Anyone wondering which famous scholar said such a thing will be relieved to know that the man concerned was neither famous nor possessed of remarkable intellect. It was actually myself, talking about double jeopardy and I think it's worth repeating before talking about the issue of parents smacking their children.

I know more than most about the pain of belt buckles, slaps and puches that snap the head back and being grabbed by the throat and having one's head smacked repeatedly against the wall. Some readers will take the view that 'what goes on in the home stays in the home' and that this sort of thing should be regarded as 'fair game'. I disagree precisely because I was told that 'what goes on in the home stays in the home' as a kid, and when I began to talk to others about the experience as a teenager, realised why I'd been given that instruction. So yes, I have an emotional stake in this issue - feel free to disregard my take on it based on previous comments.

Parents have legitimate authority if they're the ones paying the bills and providing a roof above the heads of their offspring, but like all authority, it has to be checked and the police have to be policed themselves. I think that ultimately the smacking of children, unless carried out as an act of self-defence, is child abuse and there are no exceptions to this. Does that mean that anyone who has ever used physical force of any description on their kids is some kind of monster who gets their kicks from dishing out pain? After some consideration, the answer is probably not, although I wish more reasonable adults would take a stance against the culture that says 'kids are fair game and need a good hiding every now and then'.

This has been prevalent in our society for centuries and helped to protect generations of abusers and sadists from the consequences of their actions.

Many people grind out a generally unhappy and unfulfilled existence, and perhaps have regular moments akin to that described in the Martha and the Muffins song, Echo Beach. They wish they could forget the boredom of marriage, work, kids, dog and lawnmower, dsaappear somewhere exotic and live a life that actually appeals to them. They get frustrated and pissed off about things, they don't always regard their kids as the most important people on their planet, sometimes they even resent them for getting in the way of travelling, new experiences and freedom to regard tomorrow as the next day of the rest of their lives.

The reason I mention this is because the permission that parents currently have to justify the smacking of their kids is based on the misplaced assumption that they will always make a reasoned judgement on what constitutes 'just cause' and 'reasonable force'. The most unreasonable people I have ever met were all adults and not children, so the thought that they could play judge, jury and executioner, having been given legal power to do so by the state, sends a chill down the spine. An ex-boss of mine once had a piece of paper on his wall that simply stated 'NEVER MAKE A DECISION WHILE YOU'RE ANGRY'. We all know that judgement calls are susceptible to mood swings and feelings caused by something that might have the square root of zip to do with the behaviour of the child.

Then there's the more sinister situation where a 'strict upbringing' based on 'discipline' can so easily become the smokescreen for tacit (or even outright) cruelty and abuse. Some people are just bad bastards who like dishing out pain, enjoy getting their kicks from watching others suffer, feeling big through the process of making someone else feel about six inches tall. The trouble with these bad bastards is that they tend to also be clever bastards who understand exactly where the legal boundaries are and stop either on or a fraction short of it, or overstep the mark while mainpulating the uncoditional love of their kids, convincing them that what goes on in a nasty and unpleasant household is 'normal' or 'all for your own good, and I'm only doing it because I love you'.

Fuck off Dad, I hope you burn in hell you evil bastard...

Anyway, swiftly moving on...

There are of course much less emotive arguments against the smacking of children. The initiation of aggression against any other individual is rightly a crime and there is no logical argument for an exception being made just because the person on the receiving end of violence happens to be one's own child. A person subjected to this kind of assault is surely entitled to defend themselves, so what if a teenager on the end of an unjust hiding for something they didn't actually do turns round, stripes Mum or Dad and hospitalises them? Personally, I wish them all the luck in the world and would gladly give them a fiver for every broken rib, but maybe I'm going a step too far? The serious point is that supporters of legal violence cannot have it both ways, since favouring the initiaition of force while refusing the victim's right to self-defence equates to:- CHILD = PUNCHBAG.

How as a parent can one turn round to a child who has been fighting, and demonstrate that violence is wrong by using violence themselves? All this does is plant the seed in a young mind that force solves problems, that the bigger or more violent person is always right, that this is a means by which an individual can get his or her way. Violence of course is no solution, and we shouldn't be sending young people such mixed messages. Moreover, is there any evidence that corporal punishment of any description turns bad kids around, or has any positive effect whatsoever? I don't doubt that some good parents occasionally use this weapon because it happens to be there legally, but then good parents, who spend quality time with their kids, take time to explain right from wrong and instill some values in them, don't need to.

There seems to be an overlap in views on corporal and capital punishment (i.e. most people who are against one are also against the other). This makes logical sense, since not only do both work on the basis that two wrongs equate to justice, but they also assume that some divine figure of authority will behave flawlessly, with total honesty, fairness and reason, at all times. I dunno about you, but humanity has never inspired me with such confidence, and this is why the smacking of children should be outlawed.

Kids are not 'fair game' and do not 'need a good hiding every now and then'.

Thanks for reading - take care and I'll catch you soon.